Top of the class by day, top of the bar by night. TSM.

Getting immediate approval from your boyfriend’s family solely based on your sorority. TSM.

Storing your initiation and pref dresses in the complimentary garment bag you got at headquarters. TSM.

Playing “Bid or No Bid” everywhere you go. TSM.

Gossiping with the nationals chair about great great grand littles because she’s from your chapter. TSM.

The HGTV Design Star challenge being to redecorate fraternity and sorority houses. TSM.

Being voted the best dressed at your summer internship. TSM.

Knowing the code to the frat house when he doesn’t. TSM.

Deciding to go to the study session because one of your sisters said she’d bring wine. TSM.

Acting surprised when you receive a compliment to avoid sounding conceited…but you know. TSM.

Working out to your power hour playlist. TSM.

Organizing your fraternity and sorority shirts, temporally. TSM.

Knowing a picture you see on TSM is from your school because you recognize the fraternity house they’re standing in. TSM.

Swiping left because he had a picture with Biden. TSM.

Squinting to study the composite behind your newest crush in his profile picture to figure out which fraternity he is in. TSM.

Defending your shopping habits with “Oh no, it’s for my little.” TSM.

Periodically getting the “hey stranger” text from estranged hookups. TSM.

Wearing letters to your concealed weapons permit certification course. TSM.

Putting glitter in your ex-boyfriend’s air vents so there’s a mess when he turns the AC on. TSM.

The new, realistic Barbie still having a thigh gap. TSM.