“Which Disney Princess would I be?” TSM.

Going shopping with your big, for your future little. TSM.

Nothing gets me hotter than learning a fraternity’s grip. TSM.

The entire school having felt personally victimized by Regina George. TSM.

Wearing shack shirts for the entire month before recruitment because you’re a recruitment counselor. TSM.

That bittersweet moment when you become too tan for your current foundation. TSM.

Perfecting the hairflip. TSM.

Turning a fraternity’s resident playboy into your doting boyfriend. TSM.

Ordering skinny girl vodka in bulk for the lake house. TSM.

Your hardest summer decision being what color to paint your nails. TSM.

Top three qualities you want in a man: funny, attractive, and a good understanding of “happy wife, happy life.” TSM.

When it comes to happy hour, I’m not family friendly. TSM.

Finding out your big is your roommate in the house. TSM.

The Wizard of Oz taught me never to underestimate the power of a great pair of shoes. TSM.

Working on a cooler in the summer while you have time, and asking your mom to ship it to you in the fall. TSM.

Coming up with your family drink after two long nights at retreat. TSM.

And on the seventh day, God created norts. TSM.

Shopping is my cardio. TSM.

If Hunter Hayes wants crazy, he’d love to meet me. TSM.

Arriving to class drunk only to be told you have the highest grade in the class. TSM.