I like him, but his last name isn’t compatible with my monogram. TSM.

Judging a wedding by its invitation. TSM.

Red, white, and better than you. TSM.

Deciding to get your masters, because you still have a whole pinterest board of cap ideas that you didn’t get to use. TSM.

Replying to his text with “Who is this?” to put him in his place. TSM.

A guy thinking he’s going to use you for sex, when really, you’re using him for alcohol. TSM.

Always being the best date he’s ever taken to a function. TSM.

Knowing it’s the weekend by looking at your calorie tracker, because more of your calories come from alcohol than from food. TSM.

Feeling like you really have your life together when you manage to take your makeup off after a night out. TSM.

Planning your breakup just in time for your best friend’s 21st birthday. TSM.

Wine me, dine me, vine me. TSM.

Pre-gaming a first date. TSM.

“I just don’t understand why he thought I’d be free this weekend.” TSM.

Never wearing the same t-shirt twice in one semester. TSM.

Playing bid or no bid while people walk by you on the beach. TSM.

Having your graduation party at your favorite frat house. TSM.

He’s TFTC, except about me. TSM.

Finding a way to sneak your sorority’s name into class discussions, just so everyone knows who’s best. TSM.

If he doesn’t have a big dick, he shouldn’t act like one. TSM.

“Is that mean?” TSM.