Carrie Underwood wearing her letters in her “All-American Girl” music video. TSM.

Being known as the sweet one who likes to bake, but really being the drunk one who likes to make other people fat. TSM.

Wondering how many calories you burn sanding a cooler. TSM.

Summer boredom leads to cuter pic stitches for sisters’ birthdays. TSM.

Fran Drescher claiming her balance is “thrown off” when she isn’t wearing heels. TSM.

The classic butt grab when you see a sister at the bar. TSM.

“Let’s be real here.” TSM.

Your breakup diet consisting of wine and Xanax. TSM.

Having perfected the art of the fake laugh for pictures. TSM.

A girl’s planner is like her diary. You do NOT touch it. TSM.

There is no such thing as “overdressed.” TSM.

TSTC: Too Single To Care. TSM.

Needing 24-hour lipstick that’s waterproof, sweatproof, and drunken makeout-proof. TSM.

What’s yours is mine, and what’s mine is mine. TSM.

Your hardest decision this summer being whether to get a jumbo or large planner. TSM.

Sometimes I think I’m too mean, but then I remember how stupid everyone is. TSM.

The guys in your favorite fraternity giving you a drinking nickname too. TSM.

It’s only a walk of shame if you’re ashamed of what you did. TSM.

Being motivation for everyone at the gym, because you’re what the guys are trying to get and what the girls are trying to become. TSM.

Being devastated when you lose your favorite fraternity’s party tank. TSM.