“Oh my God! Is that a hickey?!” TSM.
“Oh my God! Is that a hickey?!” TSM.
Refusing to acknowledge your phone in the morning, because it means you have to acknowledge your actions from last night. TSM.
I like my drinks like I like my country: free. TSM.
The only person who gets me is my big. TSM.
Getting preffed by the homecoming queen. TSM.
Finishing the Total Frat Move book faster than Fifty Shades of Grey. TSM.
“I need a tutu just for emergencies like this. I need an emergency tutu.” TSM.
Naming your boyfriend’s new puppy after your sorority’s precious gem. TSM.
Getting the t-shirt even if you didn’t attend the event. TSM.
Swiping someone to the left on Tinder because he’s wearing cargo shorts. TSM.
“My father signs your paycheck.” TSM.
Picking out your future little before recruitment even begins. TSM.
Being the last one to leave the party…and the library. TSM.
Being unsure whether you want to marry a guy or run from him when you exchange stories about alcohol-related arrests on your first date. TSM.
Never have I ever won a game of “Never Have I Ever.” TSM.
Your voice getting higher as your BAC does. TSM.
“She preffed us. It was awkward.” TSM.
Traveling in packs. TSM.
Attending your little brother’s high school graduation with recruitment purposes in mind. TSM.
Flirting your way out of an MIP. TSM.