Semi-formal, all the class. TSM.

Getting called into standards while on standards. TSM.

Knowing the difference between a Coke and a Diet Coke in less than one sip. TSM.

Sorority baseball hats were made to hide a hangover. TSM.

Being prettier is the best revenge. TSM.

Mastering the art of not giving a fuck. TSM.

I mean, I like the girl, but I wouldn’t want her wearing my letters. TSM.

I was productive today. I went tanning. TSM.

My role model attends Shopaholics Anonymous. TSM

Spending Cinco de Mayo on vacation in Mexico. TSM.

Bedazzling your birth control box. TSM.

Feeling unfazed when you show up for class without writing material, but unprepared if you show up without Starbucks. TSM.

I’ve won so many trophies, I’m going to become a trophy…wife. TSM.

Pulling all-nighters during the week so you can go out over the weekend. TSM.

A lot goes down when we dress up. TSM.

Making a cooler for the annual Jimmy Buffet concert, because he’s the only man in your life that deserves one. TSM.

Stopping at the liquor store before your exam so you don’t have to stop on the way home. TSM.

I’m not that girl, I’m THE girl. TSM.

Getting a high when you finish a craft and fully realize how amazing your skills are. TSM.

Buying more Adderall for a party than for a test. TSM.