Only the best get promoted to sweetheart. TSM.
Only the best get promoted to sweetheart. TSM.
“Well, it’s a good thing I’m skinny.” TSM.
Don’t have casual sex, ’cause you will get attached and die. TSM.
Making sure your letters are visible when a tour group passes you on campus. TSM.
The perfect formal date being the guy who can get the rowdiest without getting you called to standards. TSM.
Being named “panhellenic diva” of your sorority. TSM.
Social media is the death of all relationships. TSM.
That moment of pure happiness when you realize you and your little get the exact same drink at Starbucks. TSM.
Going to everything senior year, except class. TSM.
I saw Kate Middleton wearing a Birkin and a hot English prince, so I bought a Birkin and a hot English prince. TSM.
Your boyfriend saying “We can’t wait to get a little,” as if you two are having a child. TSM.
Transitioning from pledge dance date to girlfriend to sweetheart. TSM.
We might not win the philanthropy event, but at least we look hot doing it. TSM.
Picking the girl with her cosmetology license to be your roommate. TSM.
Using your sorority’s motto as the title of an essay. TSM.
Reese Witherspoon arguing that she had the right to “stand on American ground” when the arresting officer told her to stay in her car. TSM.
Formal is the one night a year when a girl can dress like a total slut and no other girls can say anything about it. TSM.
Having entire conversations in emojis. TSM.
The passive aggressive Facebook like. TSM.
Winning Lip Sync. TSM.