Your house having the best food on campus, but the skinniest girls. TSM.

Good sisters know the exact number of drinks you can handle before making poor choices. Great sisters hand you that drink. TSM.

Stalking girls from Cooler Connection to see which sorority they’re in before liking their photos. TSM.

Reese Witherspoon arguing that she had the right to “stand on American ground” when the arresting officer told her to stay in her car. TSM.

Your sorority board being your most repinned board on Pinterest. TSM.

Ann Romney having a Pinterest account. TSM.