I’m never late. Everyone else is simply early. TSM.
I’m never late. Everyone else is simply early. TSM.
Writing “If lost, please return” with your cell phone number on your little’s arm. TSM.
I’m drunk, just not that drunk. TSM.
We don’t throw up, we throw down. TSM.
Wanting to discourage your little from becoming a recruitment counselor so as to avoid restricted contact rules. TSM.
Having mastered the art of looking like I cared about the Masters. TSM.
All five roommates skipping chapter senior year, because one person decided to do so. TSM.
Refusing to wait around for anyone. TSM.
Wisely choosing which stickers are best suited for which social events in your planner. TSM.
Throwing up before showing up. TSM.
Painting a cooler for yourself, just because. TSM.
Your outfit becoming a topic of conversation for the whole class. TSM.
“Once I’m out in the real world, I’ll probably meet so many GDIs.” “Not if you’re successful.” TSM.
Not trusting girls who are always alone in their profile pictures. TSM.
Guys “finding” you liquor at an all-beer party. TSM.
Watching “the news” meaning watching E! News. TSM.
Walking into a room, knowing everyone is looking at you. TSM.
If you didn’t have a candle pass, did you really even get engaged? TSM.
“She’s not even pretty.” NS. “She’s not even Greek.” TSM.
Being more upset about glitter being banned from Greek week than about alcohol being banned. TSM.