Immediately trying to incorporate both of your house symbols into your wedding after becoming official. TSM.

Our favorite fraternity playing our sorority’s song at their exchange with another sorority. TSM.

All five roommates skipping chapter senior year, because one person decided to do so. TSM.

Your chapter’s drinking songs overpowering the band at the bar, causing them to stop to let you finish. TSM.

Not being able to have a meal at the country club without being asked to meet someone’s son. TSM.

Your sisters starting a daily social media update of you passed out in creative places on spring break. TSM.

Grandma referring to my education as a “degree in persuading your father to give you money.” TSM.