Poking the ice to move it around with your straw to indicate to him you’re ready for another drink. TSM.
Poking the ice to move it around with your straw to indicate to him you’re ready for another drink. TSM.
“And those tricks ain’t for kids!” -Carrie Bradshaw. TSM.
Being able to walk in heels perfectly, despite being wildly intoxicated. TSM.
Struggling to fit all 120 sisters into your cover photo. TSM.
Staying a fifth year just to run for president. TSM.
Vodka or espresso, I take extra shots. TSM.
I think I like being naked too much. TSM.
Describing guys from home to your sisters by which fraternity they’d be in if they went to your school. TSM.
Weddings are like formals for adults. TSM.
Feeling accomplished when you make his profile picture. TSM.
Finding random pictures of your sisters on Pinterest. TSM.
Being officially unofficial. TSM.
“If a girl looks swell when she meets you, who gives a damn if she’s late?” -Holden Caulfield. TSM.
Getting him to do whatever you want and making him think it was his idea. TSM.
Refusing to be on the end of a picture. TSM.
“We had to give her a sweet sixteen on her thirteenth birthday.” TSM.
Assuming no one actually starts their resolutions until January 2nd, because they’re too hungover on the 1st. TSM.
Getting “text nine wrong numbers because you forgot his last digit and it’s absolutely urgent he receives your indecipherable message” drunk. TSM.
Spending twice as long getting ready for your driver’s license photo as you do having your picture taken. TSM.
Knowing you picked the perfect formal date when he brings you a bottle of wine instead of flowers. TSM.