Using your boyfriend’s pledges to do your bitch work. TSM.

Being the perfect shade of blonde. TSM.

Your grandfather asking your new boyfriend’s major before his name. TSM.

Having more than enough never-been-worn dresses for your upcoming social events, but insisting on buying another anyway. TSM.

Judging girls based on what fraternity shirt they are wearing. TSM.

Knowing that a class debate led by two sorority girls is really about which house is smarter. TSM.

Your professor knowing, without looking, that you were the one with the pink pen. TSM.

Feeling slightly excited the first time he tells you “My mom said ‘hi.'” TSM.

Even when I’m wrong, I’m right. TSM.

Being the best dressed couple on campus. TSM.