When I feel like I need more diversity in life I order a venti skinny vanilla instead of a venti skinny caramel. TSM.
When I feel like I need more diversity in life I order a venti skinny vanilla instead of a venti skinny caramel. TSM.
The revenge hookup with his pledge brother is always better than it ever was with him. TSM.
The daily struggle: do I wear my letters or do I wear his? TSM.
Being on a first name basis with every craft store near campus. TSM.
Waking up in the middle of the night to draw out the t-shirt design you just dreamed about. TSM.
When your biggest problem in life is getting asked to two fraternity formals that are on the same night. TSM.
Being disappointed when a potential new little isn’t as good as you’d hoped she’d be at judging people based exclusively on how they look. TSM.
I look like a hot mess…but I still look better than her. TSM.
“I’m having a good hair day so I really want to take a new profile picture.” TSM.
The owner of your favorite bar giving you permission to make a birthday playlist for the night. TSM.
Having to have a Hobby Lobby employee help carry all of your bags to your car. TSM.
I’m not gossiping. I’m just warning people what a bitch she can be. TSM.
I really hate when I’m trying to stalk someone and they won’t cooperate by making all of their social media outlets public. TSM.
Being mad at your ex for changing his passwords. TSM.
Always hoping you’re being pulled over by a male cop. TSM.
Being known as “the blonde family.” TSM.
Your birthday week always ending with a call from standards. TSM.
If you delete all evidence out of your phone, it didn’t happen. TSM.
Having guests throw glitter instead of rice after the wedding. TSM.
Resorting to a diet of leafy greens and ice after Thanksgiving dinner. TSM.