Snapchatting other alumnae to commiserate over the “babies” being upperclassmen. TSM.

It’s not slutty if he’s in the military. It’s a civic duty. TSM.

Treat every week like it’s syllabus week. TSM.

Never have I ever worn dress pants to chapter. TSM.

Feigning excitement when a sister shares your birthday, though in reality, you’re upset you have to share the attention. TSM.

Early onset senior-bitch-itis. TSM.

You can tell the only pants I wear are leggings based on my underwear drawer. TSM.

Using your recruitment face in class to feign interest in the lecture. TSM.

Having a public Facebook account so his new girlfriend can creep you and feel adequately inferior. TSM.

Can I just say that we don’t have a risk management issue in this chapter? And some of us shouldn’t have to take this workshop because some of us are just victims in this situation? TSM.