On October 3 he asked me what day it was…”It’s October 3.” TSM.
On October 3 he asked me what day it was…”It’s October 3.” TSM.
National Mean Girls Day being on a Wednesday, and everyone you know wearing pink. TSM.
What would you like to drink? I have wine, water or Diet Coke. TSM.
Standards not following through on your punishment, because she’s your pledge sister and you’re helping to plan her wedding. TSM.
Forgot makeup bag at home. Stopping at Sephora to use some samples before hitting the library. TSM.
“OMG, I hate them. They act like complete douche bags and don’t have the bodies to back it up.” TSM.
Revenge is a dish best served to his pledge brother. TSM.
Knowing that charm doesn’t stop at the Mason-Dixon line. TSM.
Getting the attention of your pledge class by using the heel of your stiletto as a gavel. TSM.
“What do you think, I’m NEW to the world of manipulating men? Don’t insult me.” TSM.
My diet consists of vodka and ventis. TSM.
Having an irrational fear that servers will give you a regular Coke. TSM.
The SEC logo being written like a circle-style monogram. TSM.
Letting it go when ugly girls try to argue with you. They already lose on a daily basis. Bless their hearts. TSM.
Needing a bigger cart at Hobby Lobby than at the grocery store. TSM.
Not posting pictures from last night until around 11am when you know people will be awake to like them. TSM.
Hobby Lobby boycotting Obamacare. TSM.
The best way to get his attention is by not giving him yours. TSM.
Adopting your boyfriend’s little as your little brother so that you have another excuse to craft. TSM.
Pinterest is like fantasy football for girls. TSM.