Dionne refusing to call Cher selfish to her face. TSM.

“I’ll take my D’s over your A’s any day.” TSM.

“She used to tie her hair up in ribbons and bows, sign her letters with X’s and O’s. Got a picture of her mama in heels and pearls. She’s gonna make it in her daddy’s world. She’s an American girl.” TSM.

“There are the fights you win and the fights I let you win. This is one of the fights I win.” TSM.

Your mom passing down her letters once you’re initiated. TSM.

Making daddy proud when you become a sweetheart of his fraternity. TSM.

Boots, boys, and bows. TSM.

People being warned when you’re about to have a bitch fit. TSM.

Red solo cup. TFM. Red Starbucks holiday cup. TSM.

Referring to your god mother and god big once you’re in her sorority. TSM.