“I wish I could trade my heart for another liver, so I could drink more and care less.” TSM.
“I wish I could trade my heart for another liver, so I could drink more and care less.” TSM.
If she’s anywhere in his set of standards, he’s nowhere in mine. TSM.
“She just looks like she’s in a sorority.” TSM.
Whether she is in her formal dress or her workout norts, a sorority woman’s best accessories are always her sisters. TSM.
Pinterest should have a “sorority” category. TSM.
Loving the paddle you made for your big so much you don’t want to give it away. TSM.
Refusing to create a new board on Pinterest until you have the perfect title and an appropriate amount of pins to accompany it. TSM.
My trips to the grocery store are dictated by when I’m running low on Diet Coke. TSM.
Being in a sorority that has both a Lilly print and Vineyard Vines print. TSM.
Knowing every bit of gossip even when you’re 700 miles away for a summer internship. TSM.
That bittersweet moment when switching from your old Lilly planner to your new one. TSM.
Listening to Luke Bryan’s “Sorority Girl” on repeat because your sorority is mentioned in it. TSM.
Eat less, drink more. TSM.
Wasting your first three Adderall hours decorating your flashcards with cute pens. TSM.
Being on fraternity recruitment slideshows. TSM.
Spending so much time on Pinterest that you impulsively try to click the bottom right corner of a webpage to “scroll to top.” TSM.
My iPhone auto-corrects “is” to “KA.” TSM.
“A smile is a woman’s best accessory, sequins are appropriate no matter what the occasion and some days simply require a glass of champagne.” -Taylor Sterling. TSM.
It doesn’t matter if the glass is half empty or half full…there is always room for more wine. TSM.
Using “sorority” as an adjective. TSM.