“Oh my God, you hate her too? I knew I liked you.” TSM.
“Oh my God, you hate her too? I knew I liked you.” TSM.
Always taking “you’re such a sorority girl” as a compliment. TSM.
The standard “We miss you!” email from Saks every time you go longer than two weeks between purchases. TSM.
“Pearls are always appropriate.” -Jackie Kennedy. TSM.
We won Greek Week. We can do whatever we want. TSM.
Finding pictures of your chapter going viral on Pinterest. TSM.
Taking almost as long to get ready for a Skype date as I do for a real date. TSM.
Teaching the little girls in third world countries how to do your sorority’s hand sign while there on a mission trip. TSM.
The Pinterest app made “fetching” happen. TSM.
To me, “drink responsibly” means don’t spill it. TSM.
Relating Mean Girls to my Educational Diversity class. TSM.
Live a little, wine a lot. TSM.
If you didn’t congratulate me when I got engaged…you’re not invited to the wedding. TSM.
The TSM intern always being fashionably late to post Fail Friday. TSM.
When life gives you lemons, make a gin and tonic. TSM.
I’m not ignoring you, I’m gracefully avoiding you. TSM.
I don’t need a bumper sticker on my car to let people know I’m a Republican. Just look at my car. TSM.
Having sisters analyze your life when you’re overwhelmed. TSM.
“But she’s too pretty to be dating him…oh he works at Goldman Sachs.” TSM.
My boss just told me I’m the best intern they’ve ever had. Little does he know they pay me to pin. TSM.