I’m totally allowed to be a bitch today, it’s my birthday. TSM.
I’m totally allowed to be a bitch today, it’s my birthday. TSM.
Last Friday Night by Katy Perry is like the weekend checklist. TSM.
Craft Wars hasn’t even premiered yet and it’s already my favorite show. TSM.
Always choosing the pink cup. TSM.
The year long email thread to make sure no one has the same white dress on Pref Night. TSM.
My family thinks I have friends named Tory and Lilly. TSM.
Working at a daycare is a resume builder when you want to be a Mommy when you grow up. TSM.
Your formal will be a success if there’s a Lilly tie to match your dress. TSM.
Yes, I do need the 3 months of summer to prepare for the 1 week of recruitment. TSM.
Having a relationship with people who work in shoes and handbags at both Nordstrom and Bloomingdale’s. TSM.
Venting over Ventis. TSM.
All the local bars following you on twitter. TSM.
Always going for the agressive types because I should be the only bitch in the relationship. TSM.
Taking “you’re turning into your mother” as a compliment. She is the classiest lady I know. TSM.
Sending a screenshot with the caption: “911” when he texts you. TSM.
Speaking about celebrities like they’re really your best friends. TSM.
Turning pin attire into summer internship attire. TSM.
Jack Daniel’s. TFM. Jack Rogers. TSM.
Legs closed. Mind open. TSM.
I would try to break the stereotype…but what’s wrong with being a pretty, blonde girl wearing pink letters with my pearls? TSM.