Hillary Banks. TSM.
Hillary Banks. TSM.
I don’t know what I would do if my sorority symbols weren’t included in emoji icons. TSM.
I prefer products that are Made in America, including boyfriends. TSM.
Flag Day: an excuse to practice my 4th of July baked goods. TSM.
Making a guy quote Mean Girls with you. TSM.
Having a Hobby Lobby list longer than your grocery list. TSM.
I’m nobody’s bitch, but a bitch to everybody. TSM.
I don’t see the world in black and white, I see it in pink and glitter. TSM.
I don’t wear my heart on my sleeve. It never looks good with my outfit. TSM.
Perfecting the art of law firm partner seduction. TSM.
I wonder what it’s like to want someone you can’t have. TSM.
Hating online job applications because you always use your looks to get what you want. TSM.
Good-looking, good cooking. TSM.
Chelsea Handler is living proof that you can be a drunk bitch and that people will pay you and love you for it. TSM.
Dress like a lady, drink like a man. TSM.
Insisting on being Princess Peach when I played Mario Kart as a little girl. And for drunk driving now. TSM.
Lace and pearls, I’m that kind of girl. TSM.
I retweet TSM far too frequently on Twitter. TSM.
I only like her because she’s wearing a bow. TSM.
It’s easier to be a good girl and prove you know how to have fun than it is to be a fun girl and prove you know how to be good. TSM.