“I always say don’t make plans, make options.” -Jennifer Aniston. TSM.
“I always say don’t make plans, make options.” -Jennifer Aniston. TSM.
Throwing certain colored m&m’s away because they remind you of your rival sorority. TSM.
Chasing shots with Starbucks. TSM.
Love when he puts on his button-up in the morning, hate having to take it off him at night. TSM.
National Headquarters re-pinning pictures of you and your sisters onto their boards. TSM.
Babysat for my favorite alumna. Her daughter will only fall asleep to recruitment songs. TSM.
Being excited for Easter mostly because it forces the rest of the world to conform to your joyful, sunny, pastel ideals just a little. TSM.
The Memphis Cotton Carnival deb ball is basically a celebration of being rich…and cotton. TSM.
Wearing Toms to rush is like wearing a name tag that says GDI. TSM.
I want to aggressively take action against anyone who wears Sketchers. TSM.
I’m environmentally friendly in that I recycle water bottles to sneak vodka into public places. TSM.
It’s not hazing, it’s hierarchy. TSM.
Making sure your sunglasses are dark enough that no one can see you giving dirty looks through them. TSM.
Wearing letters in the airport in case you meet your future husband. TSM.
Spending more time deciding what outfit to wear for your speech than practicing for it. TSM.
Passive aggressive retweeting. TSM.
“Thanks for the shots! We have to use the bathroom, we’ll be riiiiight back.” TSM.
There’s absolutely a minimum on the size of the diamond on my engagement ring. TSM.
“I’m not a stop along the way, I’m a destination.” -Blair Waldorf. TSM.
I want my hair to look like I just had sex. TSM.