The Memphis Cotton Carnival deb ball is basically a celebration of being rich…and cotton. TSM.

Arguing with your sisters about who’s the better babysitter. TSM.

Ordering a martini is the ladylike way of saying “I’d like two shots.” TSM.

I want my Sunday Funday to consist of crafting. Hobby Lobby, why are you not open?! TSM.

Rise and Wine! TSM.

I was made for Parents’ Weekend. TSM.

Watching Cupcake Wars while running on the treadmill. TSM.

The Superbowl is just plain cruel. Hot guys ignoring me while I’m surrounded by junk food heaven. Its my personal hell. TSM.