The classic “This is my little! Isn’t she cute?!” introduction. TSM.

“Yeah, but all we had was champagne, so it’s practically like we weren’t drinking at all.” TSM.

Finishing an assignment while in line for the bars. TSTC.

Found a beer in my purse this morning. TSM.

Sending a guy home in shack clothes you stole from someone else. TSTC.

Fraternities changing their formal date because of your initiation. TSM.

Blocking your standards chair on Snapchat. TSTC.

Sending a selfie to the group text before you post it to make sure it’s good enough for the public. TSM.

Remembering what kind of truck he drove that night but not his name. TSM.

“Somebody call an Uber.” TSM.

“I don’t care if it’s 70 degrees. It’s fall. I’m wearing my boots.” TSM.

I already don’t want to remember this night, so I need to make sure I black out. TSM.

I didn’t do it for the t-shirt, but it’s a nice bonus. TSM.

Selfie and chill. TSM.

Your boyfriend ordering an extra of all his fraternity shirts so you won’t steal them. TSM.

“Do you want to go to Starbucks before our standards meeting?” TSTC.

Coming back as that fierce alumna that everyone’s in awe of. TSM.

“I can rally if you need me to.” TSM.

“Please. I’ve been to standards enough times that I’m practically on the board.” TSTC.

Pumpkin Spice Up Your Life. TSM.