Using the frataddy’s pledges as a valet service before and after class. TSM.

Testing brotherhood…but keeping it classy. TSM.

Taking a shot after every layer of hair you finish curling. TSM.

I was sold as soon as he said “pre.” TSM.

If we can’t drink, we can’t go. TSM.

GTL: Gym, Tan, Liquor Store. TSM.

My Littles refer to my boyfriend as Mr. Big. TSM.

Making fetch happen. TSM.

Going to chapter only to hear the stories from the weekend. TSM.

If he doesn’t text me back, I’m going to do a shitty job on his cooler. TSM.

If you are scared of me, you should meet my Big. I learn from the best. TSM.

Hosting a bigger and better party for The Bachelor season finale than I did for the Superbowl. TSM.

I know my long-distance boyfriend is committed to me because of the ring he gave me…and because I’m the best lay he’s ever had. TSM.

Baked goods have to be earned. TSM.

Sorry, but I already ate this week. TSM.

My brother is president of one of the top two fraternities on campus. My boyfriend is president of the other. TSM.

Ordering shirts based on what will look best on your sorority t-shirt quilt after graduation. TSM.

Hide your crazy and start acting like a lady. TSM.

Deciding whether or not to go to a social based on its theme. TSM.

My fiance and all of Exec planned a fake candle pass to propose. TSM.