Last year my boyfriend got me carnations for Valentine’s Day. So I got a new boyfriend. TSM.
Last year my boyfriend got me carnations for Valentine’s Day. So I got a new boyfriend. TSM.
Don’t be the girl that’s never the sober sister, but don’t be the girl that’s always the sober sister either. TSM.
The only Pandora station we could all agree on was Disney. TSM.
Realizing that Adderall doesn’t make me any more likely to stop watching Gossip Girl and study for bio, just more attentive. TSM.
Glass of wine, girly movies, and my sisters = perfect Valentine’s Day. TSM.
I can’t function without my good pair of leggings. TSM.
Extra small bikini bottoms and extra large bikini tops. TSM.
I was going to start reading for class tomorrow, but I ended up ordering presents for my Little instead. TSM.
Vodka and Sprite Zero > a box of chocolate. TSM.
Always using frat houses and liquor stores as vantage points when giving directions. TSM.
She has no idea what I’m capable of, but she’ll find out soon. TSM.
Candy grams: I don’t send them, I just get them. TSM.
Waiting until after the next function to start your antibiotics. TSM.
Making his new girlfriend think you’re incredible…until she finds out you were more than friends. TSM.
The only Valentines I need today are my amazing sisters…and Yurman from my fratdaddy. TSM.
Deciding which guy to date based on which letters look best on a lavalier. TSM.
I want to have twins one day. A boy and a girl so I can match his bow tie and her hair bow. TSM.
Buying more clothes when you don’t feel like doing laundry. TSM.
Baking in Norts and a sports bra so you won’t be tempted to lick the spoon. TSM.
Voting on next year’s Greek Sing themes the day after Greek Sing this year. TSM.