I mean, like, kinda. But not really. TSM.

Clicking on “Mutual Friends” to figure out what fraternity he’s in. TSM.

Pre-makeout dancing, post-makeout introductions. TSM.

Waiting until after the next function to start your antibiotics. TSM.

Strategically portioning your dinner so it’s just enough that you can hold your liquor, but small enough that you’re still a lightweight. TSM.

Setting your default to a pic with a girl you hate only because you look hotter than she does. TSM.