Being way too invested in what happens in the Kardashian family. TSM.

That moment when you realize you’ve been Pinning for far too long…and continue. TSM.

Drinking the expensive bottle of wine before the cheaper one. By the time you get to the second one, it tastes just as good as the first! TSM.

Bonding with her because she’s in a sorority. Judging her because it’s not yours. TSM.

You have to come! It won’t be as fun without you! TSM.

Silently deciding which sorority each girl I babysit will join. TSM.

Every kiss begins with Kay? Funny. Most of mine begin with vodka. TSM.

The hardest decision I had to make today was what color I was going to have my nails painted at the salon. TSM.

Mastering the power of the winky face and never overusing it. TSM.

I woke up with his wallet but not with him…that’s the only thing I like about him anyway. TSM.

Bonding with mom means baking and drinking wine…but mostly drinking wine. TSM.

You can’t photoshop your ugly personality. TSM.

Complimenting your sorority sister’s shoes while she is doing a keg stand. TSM.

Every lecture from Daddy ending in “You look very pretty. I love you.” TSM.

I got the stomach flu for Christmas. Silver lining: no NYE diet for me. TSM.

What are we going to do after graduation when our shameless bitchiness is no longer socially acceptable? TSM.

I don’t kiss and tell, I kiss and imply. TSM.

2011 was probably a really fun year. TSM.

More excited for happy hour than my graduation commencement. TSM.

Kissing a random boy just because it’s midnight. NS. Doing it anyway. TSM.