Her relationship with men directly correlates to how much she’s had to drink. TSM.

You should never judge a girl based solely on her letters. At least wait to see if her sisters are pretty. TSM.

Does it come in pink? TSM.

Spending 2 hours on the phone with your Little trying to decide on the color scheme of your new family line letters. TSM.

Call your big’s boyfriend your big-in-law. TSM.

Sometimes the best sister bonding moments are the ones we barely remember. TSM.

My definition of classy and your definition of classy are two completely different things. TSM.

Knowing which Starbucks belongs to which sister by the lip gloss stain. TSM.

Walking around the mall with Daddy’s credit card for cardio and carrying shopping bags as your heavy lifting routine. TSM.

“Oh my gosh, I’ve been overindulging in holiday sweets too!” when in reality you’ve been sticking to your diet and workout routine perfectly. TSM.

Gift registry for your Christmas presents. TSM.

You get sloppy drunk, I stay whiskey neat. TSM.

You’re right, I’m not responding…but if I WERE to respond, would it be ok if I said this? TSM.

I’m not picky, I just know exactly what I want…all the time. TSM.

Spending most of my Christmas break crafting for my future little. She better like pink. And glitter. And wear a size zero. TSM.

Looking at all the TFM sweetheart photos just to make sure they’re worthy of the title. TSM.

Making sure to let all of your sisters know your ring size just in case he ever happens to ask. TSM.

He isn’t photogenic. TSM.

The worst part about being on break is having to text my best friend pictures to get her opinion on what I want to buy instead of asking her in person. TSM.

Adding “sweetie” to the end of an insult just to make it sting. TSM.