Never have I ever worn jeans with sneakers. TSM.

I got 99 problems and standards is all of them. TSM.

For everything money can buy there’s daddy’s credit card, for everything else there’s my sisters. TSM.

Looking forward to the release of Southern Living Weddings almost as much as Christmas. TSM.

Taking an extra long shower in the morning to wash away the shame of last night. TSM.

Bless her heart she actually thinks she looks good in that picture. TSM.

The best blush is a wine flush. TSM.

You could say that…you’d be wrong, but you could say that. TSM.

I know, right? TSM.

Bucket list of all the fraternities to shack with…I’m almost done. TSM.

Studying for my econ final by sleeping with an econ major. TSM.

Looking through pictures from last night to find out when you lost your earrings. TSM.

Calling Daddy to tell him what he got you for Christmas. TSM.

So about last night… TSM.

Why limit being happy to an hour? TSM.

When your fratdaddy breaks your heart, you know you can count on your real daddy to put in back together again. TSM.

Trying to have a group study session at the library, but ending up only talking about Greek life and Disney movies. TSM.

The more you say “don’t judge me” the more I do. TSM.

The only time I use the word “totes” is in reference to my Longchamp. TSM.

Following your national office on Pinterest. TSM.