Multitasking usually includes driving, doing your makeup, and planning your night with a sister on the phone. TSM.

You probs shouldn’t talk to me before I’ve had my Adderall and Starbucks Iced Tall Skinny Vanilla Latte. TSM.

Waking up early to study the day of an exam. NS. Waking up early to pick our your outfit on the day of an exam. TSM.

Changing outfits at least three times before he comes over even though you’ll only spend about 5 minutes wearing whatever you chose. TSM.

Trying on last names like you try on shoes. TSM.

Chances are, if you walk by me and I don’t know you I’m judging you. Chances are, even if I do know you I’m judging you. TSM.

Fake it until he makes it. TSM.

Bronzer on the iPhone. TSM

Chasing shots of tequila with margaritas. TSM.

Spending more time planning what you’re going to wear to give your speech than writing the speech. TSM.

The day after the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show is the busiest day at the gym all year. TSM.

Matching my nail color to my date’s bow tie. TSM.

You and 127 other friends posted about Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show. TSM.

I’ve decided I’m going to be a virgin from now on. TSM.

Your mother can’t say anything about you wanting to be a housewife instead of working. After all, you’re just following in her footsteps. TSM.

For Christmas, what can’t be crafted will be bought at Lilly or Brooks Brothers. TSM.

Hate when I can’t wear my sunglasses comfortably because my eyelashes are too long. TSM.

The biggest decison I have to make today is whether to get my best friend Lilly wine glasses or a Lilly watch for Christmas. Decisions, decisions. TSM.

Judging a potential new fratdaddy on how jealous he will make your old one. TSM.

Throwing away every carb in the house because of the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show. TSM.