Sometimes I don’t pin the things I really like because I don’t want anyone else to find out about them. TSM.

Deciding whose shoes you’re going to borrow next during chapter. TSM.

Your hairdresser automatically knowing your appointment is for you and your Little. TSM.

It makes me so happy that she got fat when she went to college. TSM.

Simultaneous blonde moments with your sisters. TSM.

Being Chapter President has its perks. Meeting the Panhellenic President’s ex and your future fratdaddy at her President’s cocktail is one of them. TSM.

I’m only interested in what you’re saying because you’re extremely attractive and my ex is watching us. TSM.

“Pour yourself a drink, put on some lipstick, and pull yourself together.” -Elizabeth Taylor. TSM.

Judging a potential fratdaddy by the girls his brothers hang out with. TSM.

We’re great at keeping secrets…just not from each other. TSM.

I didn’t want to talk to you until you didn’t want to talk to me. TSM.

Including “would look nice monogrammed” in the description of several items on your Christmas list. TSM.

When people ask me why I have so much wine in my fridge, I tell them “It’s medicinal.” TSM.

My ”yay” autocorrects to ”yayayayayayy!!!” TSM.

Knowing what to say, when to say it, and when to stop. TSM.

Now that finals are coming up, I decided it’s a good time to get a Pinterest. TSM.

I’m kind. Except for those days when, for no apparent reason, I hate pretty much everyone. TSM.

Should I start my Christmas crafting or study for finals? Such a tough decision. TSM.

Getting a call from Daddy asking why I HAVEN’T gone over my AmEx limit this week. TSM.

I was studying, but then there was this mirror nearby and I got distracted. TSM.