When you have to go to court for your minor in possession at 8:30 and recruitment at 3.TSM.
When you have to go to court for your minor in possession at 8:30 and recruitment at 3.TSM.
Getting called into standards for flirting. TSM.
Doing his laundry just to steal his fraternity shirts. TSM.
Hearing the words “free alcohol” is all you need to accept an invitation to ANY social function. TSM.
Everyone: “Why do you wear makeup to the gym?”
Me: “Recruitment is still 9 days away?” TSM.
Highlighter as bright as my future. TSM.
Being a real blonde is better than being a fake blonde, just like a real bitch is better than a fake bitch. TSTC.
Being the go to for anything and everything alcohol related. TSTC.
“I’m pretty enough to get away with it.” TSTC.
Taking pictures with random girls in bar bathrooms like you’ve been friends for years. TSM.
I plead the fifth…shot of tequila. TSM.
Choosing to spend your last $5 on wine instead of food. TSM.
Holding back each other’s hair counts as Big/Little bonding, right? TSM.
When it’s September but you already have your Halloween costume planned. TSM.
He saw it. I can delete it off my story now. TSM.
New members? More like new Instagram likes. TSM.
Recruitment hangovers being almost worse than actual hangovers. TSM.
When your roommate has to ask if the water bottle in your room is vodka or water. TSM.
Some girls are made of sugar and spice but I’m made of vodka and ice. TSTC.
Sending the passive aggressive “Have fun.” text. TSM.