Being completely defenseless until your nail polish is dry. TSM.

Getting off the elliptical early to go to the mall. TSM.

Being the legend the new members hear about and already fear after you graduate. TSM.

Flirting with the cute nerd so he will write your essay for you. TSM.

Only inviting attractive people to your wedding so the pictures are flawless. TSM.

Taking a break from “studying” to gossip about all the Facebook pictures you were stalking in the library. TSM.

Coincidentally bringing the entire fraternity chapter homemade cookies the day they are voting on sweetheart. TSM.

I enjoy shopping with my grandmother simply because we have the same style: class. TSM.

Wearing Hunters at the very slightest chance of rain. TSM.

The sailboats are pink because I always get what I want. You’re welcome. TSM.

Waiting for all your sisters to post pictures of a recent event, just to make sure that you have the best profile picture. TSM.

My head says go to the gym. My heart says drink more wine. TSM.

I have yet to come across a problem that can’t be solved with Daddy’s credit card. TSM.

I was told today that if I don’t stop partying so hard I was going to end up like my big. I said good. TSM.

Finally, pink sailboats! TSM.

His jeans are negotiable. His genes aren’t. TSM.

Feigning composure when you’re really dying to call him. TSM.

Every sister’s profile picture immediately changing after Big/Little reveal. TSM.

Posing in front of the mirror like you’re having your picture taken when trying on a new outfit before buying it. TSM.

Every time I see the “Geek” section on Pinterest, I think it says “Greek” for a split-second and get really excited. TSM.