Let’s get plastered and craft. TSM.

Making sure you look extra cute on your birthday, because you know you’ll be getting even more attention than usual. TSM.

Strategically timed friend requests. TSM.

Can’t decide whether to unfriend her or keep her as motivation. TSM.

Looking at gifts for my boyfriend…to buy for me. TSM.

Accidentally consenting to sex via text message with a smiley face. TSM.

Wine Wednesday always turns into Wedding Planning Wednesday. TSM.

Skipping class to finish homework for another class. TSM.

Heel yes to shoe shopping! TSM.

Being especially fake sweet while wearing your letters. TSM.

Seeing the toilet seat up in the morning and knowing your sister had a guy over last night. TSM.

Vacuuming your carpet and emptying a pound of glitter from the collection cup. TSM.

Is it sacrilege to do yoga in the chapter room? TSM.

The difference between saying “She’s my sister” and “She’s in my house.” TSM.

Singing Wagon Wheel as nursery rhyme when you are babysitting. TSM.

Please don’t come over here please don’t come over here. “Oh hi sweetheart! How are you?” TSM.

If you bake it they will come. TSM.

“Doing lunch” but chatting nonstop instead of eating. TSM.

Diamonds may be a girl’s best friend, but pearls are a classy girl’s best friend. TSM.

Having lunch with a group of alumni and all ordering the same salad without looking at the menu. TSM.