That one last Facebook creep sesh before you unfriend him. TSM.

The only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and pale. TSM.

Frantically looking for your phone in the morning to check for drunk texts. TSM.

Staying in your towel wrap as long as possible. TSM.

Acting completely offended when accused of something you totes did. TSM.

The only thing worse than being talked about is not being talked about. TSM.

Confidence is a must, cockiness is a plus. TSM.

Finding out you and your sister made out with the same guy at the party. TSM.

A moment on the lips is a lifetime on the hips. TSM.

That one text you don’t remember sending that haunts you for weeks. TSM.

That awkward moment when one of your potential formal dates sees the pro-con list you’ve been working on. TSM.

Walking into a fraternity’s meeting to discuss philanthropy and repeatedly getting whistled at. TSM.

Kim is a whore, but her wedding still made me cry. TSM.

Not being able to focus on your homework until she posts those pictures from last weekend. TSM.

When life hands you littles, craft for them. TSM.

Getting back at an ex-boyfriend by making out with a pledge of his fraternity. TSM.

Fraternity house bathroom heart-to-hearts. TSM.

If the party’s not themed, it’s not our scene. TSM.

Being completely helpless until your nails dry. TSM.

When I’m having a shitty day, that means you’re having a really shitty day. TSM.