“Get excited!!!” TSM.

Acting completely offended when accused of something you totes did. TSM.

Confidence is a must, cockiness is a plus. TSM.

I’d say I had a patriotic night. I mean, I woke up in a Marine Corps shirt. TSM.

They aren’t bad decisions if you make them in advance. TSM.

Pledge asked me how I knew where the Presidential Bathroom was. TSM.