Classy pearls and pretty curls to get the girls. Beautiful eyes and fresh baked pies to win the guys. TSM.

Walking into class fashionably late just so all the PNMs can see you in your letters. TSM.

Buying hundreds of dollars worth of jeans a size smaller than usual as extra incentive to hit the gym. TSM.

First date dash of the year is themed “When I Grow Up.” Everyone plans to dress as housewives. TSM.

Why should I care when it’s Happy Hour? My drinks are always bought for me. TSM.

Setting up a hair and makeup station during the composite photo shoot. TSM.

In a sorority, it’s everyones business. TSM.

I might know him. What fraternity is he in? TSM.

Boys being called by their last names is such a turn-on. TSM.

It’s really cute when freshmen boys think I’m interested in them, when in actuality I’m just mid-contest with my sisters. TSM.

Baking is like edible crafting. TSM.

Suppressing the urge to say “Aw, wittle baby!” every time I see a puppy. TSM.

Skinny thighs rather than greasy fries. TSM.

The only time it’s okay to take a mirror picture is if you’re sending it to a sister to approve the outfit. TSM.

The ridiculous amount of drama over the philanthropy t-shirt design. TSM.

You know it’s fraternity rush week when there are no attractive guys at the gym. TSM.

Keep calm and put your apron on. TSM.

Another party bus, another trip to standards. TSM.

Saying “pardon” instead of “what.” TSM.

I am amazed by how few pictures I took pre-sorority. TSM.