Picking out the perfect outfit to dump him in so he knows exactly what he’s losing. TSM.

Making his bed after shaking his bed. TSM.

Silly picture = more head tilt. TSM.

More stressed about composite pictures than the LSAT. TSM.

I swear to God if he throws up on my Longchamp I will cut him. TSM.

Catching more flies with honey than vinegar. TSM.

Did Grandma’s pearls justice last night. TSM.

Bringing 5 pairs of shoes home for a 2 day weekend. I need options. TSM.

Using your GDI dorm mate’s toothbrush to wash the “X”s off your hand from Thirsty Thursday. Sorry, I’m not sorry. TSM.

Kim Kardashian crying over losing a $76,000 earring in Bora Bora. TSM.

“Panhellenic mixer” is another way of saying “forced integration.” TSM.

Describing your mood in terms of clothing. TSM.

Pre-flip cup Pledge of Alliegiance in the America room of an “Around The World” function. TSM.  

The fight to the death for the last wooden A. TSM.

There’s always that one girl in a sorority that everybody hates. If you don’t know who it is, it’s probs you. TSM.

Always getting your hair done on Wednesday so you have it figured out by Friday. TSM.

Beginning the morning by teasing the absolute shit out of your hair. TSM.

Using chapter meetings to break in new heels. TSM.

When you meet up with your boyfriend and you’re both wearing the same date party shirt. TSM.

Using study hours to edit and upload pictures from the weekend. TSM.