If my manicure gets ruined before recruitment someone will die. TSM.

Posing like your big is doing you from behind. TSM.

Adding a carat for every month he makes you wait. TSM.

Using “point of interest” and “ditto fingers” in regular conversation after recruitment. TSM.

Cause it’s my period and I wanted a puppy. That’s why. TSM.

Big hair, big jewelry, big attitude. TSM.

Checking your camera when you wake up to see what you did the night before. TSM.

I’m not a player, I just rush crush a lot. TSM.

Pulling off having no voice as “cute” during recruitment. TSM.

Spending more time considering a little than considering a major. TSM.

“What can I get here that’s no sugar, no carbs, and is fat free?” TSM.

Never walking to class alone. TSM.

The human body is 90-94% water. Mine is 90-94% Evian. TSM.

Innocent until proven…slutty. TSM.

Getting bruises on your fingers from snapping. TSM.

Recruitment. No sleep. Repeat. TSM.

Emergency ironing with a hair straightener. TSM.

If they wanted me to keep my eyes on the road why did they put mirrors in my car? TSM.

Using Pro-Con-Pro to make decisions in everyday life. TSM.

Straighten the back, accentuate the rack. TSM.