Bouncing so much your boobs hurt at the end of recruitment. TSM.

Reading TSMs to the chapter to boost morale during work week. TSM.

Training your teacup Chihuahua to stop barking when you say, “Be classy!” TSM.

Never leaving the princess phase. TSM.

You can’t afford my cheap thrills. TSM.

Perfect recruitment team bonding with pre-spirit week manis and pedis. TSM.

Break my Little’s heart, I break your face. TSM.

Checking TSM during a presentation on dirty rushing. TSM.

Looking at yourself way too often when Skyping. TSM.

Moët and Addy for breakfast. TSM.

I will date you so hard, then marry the shit out of you. TSM.

Having a “senior moment” every time you hear a pref song. TSM.

That awkward moment when you must end on a pro and no one has anything to say. TSM.

The passport photographer got a little angry today. Sorry I can’t take a picture without a head tilt. TSM.

Formal recruitment is like child labor. It’s painful and boys don’t have to go through it to get their babies. TSM.

Being pre-med and a deb. TSM.

“Time heals all, and heels hurt to walk in, but they go with the clutch that you carry your lip gloss in.” TSM.

Spending hours getting ready to make sure guys notice us ignoring them. TSM.

You know a guy is a keeper when your daddy starts calling him your boyfriend before he actually is. TSM.

“Let’s shave our legs after I finish my salad.” TSM.