You don’t HAVE to drink to have a good time…but why risk it? TSM.

Is there a way to crop someone out of the middle of a picture? TSM.

Lilly at the PGA Championship. Can’t get any srattier. TSM.

Oh, Recruitment starts in a few days? Time to change my profpic to one of last year’s Bid Day. TSM.

Walking a mile in your sister’s shoes, because sharing is caring. TSM.

Stalking PNMs from my boyfriend’s Facebook because mine is deactivated for recruitment. TSM.

What happens on the lake stays on the lake. TSM.

Quick, I’m writing a listserv email- what’s a synonym for fabulous? I’ve already used it twice. TSM.

Hold doors, pull out chairs, easy on the swears. TSM.

Pouting until you get your way. TSM.

My shoes for pref night cost more than the rest of my recruitment wardrobe put together. TSM.

I think margaritas have healing powers. TSM.

Sprinting out of a party when a PNM walks in. TSM.

If daddy says no, the fratdaddy has got to go. TSM.

My birthday party theme: Twenties in Tiara’s. Sooo much pink and so many princesses. TSM.

She’s an NGB. A nice girl but…TSM.

Dreaming of formations. TSM.

I don’t care what S&P says. I am neither standard nor poor. TSM.

Reading and loving Real Simple Weddings, while planning anything but. TSM.

“I don’t rely on mirrors, so I always take Polaroids.” Clueless kept the 90’s sratty. TSM.