The only “icing” that is acceptable is the kind I put on my cupcakes. TSM.

Laughing at The Bachelorette then inevitably crying during the new episode of Surprise Homecoming. TSM.

Been there, done that, got the shack shirt. TSM.

Being extremely upset the President’s speech interrupted The Bachelorette. TSM.

Glue gun in one hand, vodkatini in the other. TSM.

Paying for dues before paying for stupid books. TSM.

Taking up tennis just to wear the cute outfits. TSM.

Don’t judge me for judging you. TSM.

Pastels by day, neon by night. TSM

Practicing recruitment songs in the shower. TSM.

Sucks to suck. Sorry I’m not sorry. TSM.

Spending countless hours at the gym, dieting like nobody’s business, and hiding all of your hard work with oversized t-shirts. TSM.

Never going inside the gas station. TSM.

Say Yes to the Dress: Bridesmaids…I gave it a chance, but it’s clearly only on TV because it’s a legacy. TSM.

Hobby Lobby should be called “Littles R Us.” TSM.

Walking into the gun shop in a bow and pearls. TSM.

Making fun of the GDI at the office that has to cover up her tattoo with a band-aid. TSM.

In DWI class we had to suggest an alternative to drinking and driving. I suggested permanent pledges. TSM.

The YMCA will def not be played at my wedding. TSM.

Best bridal shower gift: Southern Living Cookbook. TSM.