Sipping on Franzia while shopping online. TSM.

Already planning to have a daughter the same time Kate and Will have a son. TSM.

I took off my lavalier before I started taking shots and replaced it with my cross. Clearly I’d rather get kicked out of heaven than my sorority. TSM.

And now I will turn into a one-woman Bridal Shower Invitation assembly line. Naturally all 40 invites will be handmade and *darling*. TSM.

Calling someone a GDI in unison with one of your sisters. TSM.

Highlighting the important points in my new Dukan Diet book in pink. TSM.

$20 plastic Lilly watch with my $600 Yurmans. TSM.

Flats are like a disease. TSM.

#iamsoexcitedforrecruitment #icantstoptweetingaboutit TSM.

Tattoos and piercings disgust me. TSM.

Going to Recruitment Retreat next week with some new sparkle on my left ring finger. TSM.

I’d totes shack with Captain America. TSM.

Being the favorite Little. TSM.

When I meet a guy for the first time, I look him in the eye, flash a smile, and quickly check to make sure there’s no ring on his left hand and no extra pockets on his shorts. TSM.

Telling your friends you “broke up” with a guy you only went out with twice. TSM.

Just got the confirmation email. My new Lilly planner is on its way! Time to plan this school year way too far in advance just because I can. TSM.

I don’t need a puppy dog face to get what I want. TSM.

Whipping your hair. NS. Too drunk to care. TSM.

When I let my hair down, that’s when the party starts. TSM.

Graced with a tiny waist. TSM.