Girls always told me, “he doesn’t do girlfriends.” 5 months later, relationship request. TSM.

Sending the other interns out to run my errands. TSM.

If money is the root of all evil, then my daddy must be Satan. TSM.

Needing a glass of wine to get through arduous rush activities. TSM.

“Where’d you get that?” “Oh, a little boutique in my hometown.” TSM.

Hope Solo being 5’9 and announcing she’s 150 lbs on Letterman and proud of it. TSM.

Being the one who “changed him.” TSM.

Why have a fratdaddy when you can have the starting quarterback? TSM.

I just came up with my unique recruitment question. Ef yeah! TSM.

Sorry, I only stop working on recruitment to work out or go out. TSM.

Sorority hands in front of a beach view picture. TSM.

Happy Birthday I’m unfriending you. TSM.

The only monogram a geed should be allowed to have is GDI. TSM.

Ex- boyfriend’s mom is in town and called to have lunch tomorrow. TSM.

“Promise you won’t be mad at me?” TSM.

At the internship mommy got me, my boss calls me “5 feet of sass and a headband.” TSM.

“On Wednesdays, we wear letters.” TSM.

Bikram yoga totes prepared me for this heat wave. TSM.

I love it when you talk derby to me. TSM.

Chocolate, coffee, men…some things are just better rich. TSM.