Engagement ring tan line. TSM.

Always having a suitcase over the carry-on weight limit at the airport. TSM.

Double fisting: glitter in one hand and glue in the other. TSM.

Feeling the same love for your future little that a mother feels for her unborn child. TSM.

It’s craft o’clock somewhere. TSM.

Emotional baking. TSM.

Roses are red, violets are blue. Let’s raise our glasses for the men and women who fight for me and you. TSM.

Homemade American apple pie for the 4th of July. TSM.

Boat hair, don’t care. TSM.

Sorry, I don’t date pledges. TSM.

Making red, white and blue Jell-O shots for the 4th. TSM.

If I’m not the most persuasive, ladylike, and well-polished person you know…you must’ve met my Big. TSM.

The higher the heels, the closer to heaven. TSM.

This Independence Day I will be praying all of our troops have a safe return home, including my boyfriend. TSM.

Posture of a pageant girl 24/7. TSM.

Singing patriotic songs with my sisters, while fireworks go off in the sky above the lake. TSM.

Baking and crafting and shacking, Oh My! TSM.

Red wine, white pearls, and blue eyes. Happy 4th of July. TSM.

Betsy Ross sewing the American Flag. TSM.

WWMBD: What would my big do? TSM.