Wearing pink, not because it’s my favorite color, but because I love my philanthropy. TSM.

Planking is for geeds. TSM.

Wine, you are my bitch lover. TSM.

The rush of adrenaline you get when you know you just took the perfect mupload. TSM.

Choosing to major in education because the homework is crafting, and I already do that anyway. TSM.

Wine-fueled meltdowns. TSM.

“The rules of haircare are simple and finite.” TSM.

Being a psychology major so it’s acceptable for me to judge people everyday. TSM.

Changing a song’s lyrics for your house, and never singing the original words again. TSM.

GDI infested environments are really bad for my complexion. TSM.

Weekly Bachelorette drinking game: drink every time Ashley says Bentley. TSM.

Admiring your fresh manicure while giving him a hand job. TSM.

8 a.m. alarm clock is the sound of your sisters getting ready for the day while singing Taylor Swift. TSM.

There is nothing classy about keeping your phone, camera, money, keys etc. between your tits. TSM.

PNL: Potential New Little. TSM.

Seeing my ex on Fail Friday made me get over him a lot quicker. TSM.

Do crafts, not drugs. TSM.

Always getting “the pretty girl discount,” not that I need it. TSM.

Feeling the need to clean other people’s messy kitchens. TSM.

Can’t wait for my little blue box. TSM.