Auto-correct keeps correcting my abreves, totes annoying. TSM.

Taking advantage of rare croptoportunities. TSM.

In the South, someone’s heart is always being blessed. TSM.

Monogramming your Minnie Mouse ears at Disney World. TSM.

Trying on his last name 5 seconds after you meet. TSM.

Tonight’s drinking game for The Bachelorette: drink every time Ashley does something stupid. TSM.

If you can’t convince them, confuse them. TSM.

“That’s a man’s job.” TSM.

We have a “No Boys Upstairs” rule? That’s news to me. TSM.

Most of my shack shirts say ARMY across them. God Bless our troops and my husband. TSM.

Nothin’ says lovin’ like somethin’ from the oven. TSM.

“I’m too young to be a Great Grand-Big!” TSM.

DFM (Dance Floor Makeout). TSM.

Sorry for crafting. TSM.

You don’t alter Vera to fit you, you alter yourself to fit Vera. TSM.

Yes GDI, profile pictures have expiration dates. TSM.

Being a koozie klepto. TSM.

Fratchlorette party. TSM.

Happily ever after. TSM.

Stressing about how I’ll bring my entire wardrobe to Europe for a year. TSM.