Work snaps by day, wine snaps by night. TSM.

Choosing your little based on her choice in liquor. TSM.

“Do you know how I got this bruise?” TSM.

Winesday. TSM.

Being the collegiate president when your mom is the alumnae president. TSM.

Earning the intramural championship t-shirt way after the championship. TSM.

Using recruitment as an excuse to buy new clothes. TSM.

Refusing to take down a photo standards asked you to remove because it got too many likes. TSTC.

Don’t think of it as a one-night stand. Think of it as recruitment and he didn’t get a bid. TSM.

Your sorority having a Beer Olympics chair. TSTC.

Never paying a cover charge. TSM.

Kendall in the streets, Kylie in the sheets. TSM.

Recruiting at high school graduation parties. TSM.

High maintenance. High tolerance. No regrets. TSM.

Do it for the T-shirt. TSM.

Is this Insta worthy? TSM.

Chasing your shot with a mixed drink. TSTC.

Finishing the round of shots before the check even comes back. TSM.

Banking on marrying a man with the same last name initial as you so you don’t have to change your monogram. TSM.

“I’m pretty much Pinterest famous.” TSM.