Matching Smathers and Branson needlepoint belt and headband. TSM.

Turning that fratstar into MY fratdaddy. 🙂 TSM.

It’s a stride of pride if it’s before 8am. TSM.

Pretending to be BFFs with the rival sorority during panhellenic. TSM.

Always packing the perfect pool bag. TSM.

GTL= Gym, Tan, Lunch. I have a paid service for laundry. TSM.

Which came first, the big or the little? TSM.

Aside from diamonds and pearls, hairspray and teasing combs are my best friends. TSM.

Girlcrush on Kate M. TSM.

No GDI, this floor of the library is NOT for you. TSM.

I may not be in high school anymore but I still use ‘public school’ to describe poorly dressed people. TSM.

Having a “girl’s day” every day of the summer by the pool. TSM.

Keeping only my head in the shade while tanning by the pool for a perfectly tanned body and freckle-less complexion. TSM.

Being blonde and loving every minute of it. TSM.

$10 letters on the back of a $70,000 car. TSM.

Formals, just like prom, only no GDIs and more expensive dresses. TSM.

Big Texas Hair. TSM.

I’m having a Summer wedding because bride or not, I wouldn’t be caught dead in white shoes after Labor Day. TSM.

Titanic is so overrated. I would NEVER risk my life for a poor boy. TSM.

You stare at me because you think I’m pretty. I stare at you because I’m judging you. TSM.