I’m even sweeter than my tea. TSM.

Nicholas Sparks books. TSM.

Planning drunk texts before you even go out. TSM.

Won the senior award for most likely to have a wine and silver blue wedding. TSM.

Every side is my good side. TSM.

Topless cooking for my boyfriend. TSM.

Drunk Snapping. TSM.

My husband will be one of the following:
A) Doctor
B) Lawyer
C) Prince
D) All of the above

Rachel Berry. NS. Quinn Fabray. TSM.

Yeah it’s like a rule in our chapter to have at least ONE Lilly piece… coozies don’t count. TSM.

Team Edward vs. Team Jacob. NS. Team Aiden vs. Team Big. TSM.

My sorority print Lilly wallet doesn’t have nearly enough credit card slots. TSM.

I’m the nicest girl you’ll ever meet, but only to your face. TSM.

Baking every night for the O-line. We gotta keep our playing weight up. TSM.

I’d be offended if someone told me to make them a sandwich if I made sucky sandwiches too, liberal professor. TSM.

Facebook needs a “snaps” button. TSM.

It’s only slutty when other sororities do it. TSM.

Having flashbacks to fraternity parties during spin class. TSM.

Looking like Mama but drinking like Daddy. TSM.

Facebook needs a nice move button. TSM.